idiot-otaku:

have you ever seen a guy and just thought 

wow i want to touch you all over and never stop

(via natalieroseshepherd)

godsquito:

A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know

(via visigoth)

english boys: U ALRIGHT LUV
australian boys: oi give us a gob cunt
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you want to make friendship